If you’re feeling fat and bloated,
if your bodies blubber coated.
there’s a place for her and him,
a workout space that’s called the gym
people running on the spot
to try and make them trim and hot.
cables pull and weights are lifted
making sure those pounds are shifted.
press ups, sit ups, jumping jacks.
tougher arms and stronger backs.
squatting down onto the floor,
sweating out of every pore.
macho men will grunt and heave
hefting weights you won’t believe.
can you smell testosterone
fill the room as muscles tone.
keep it up and every day
you’ll see the old you fade away.
your body mass has now decreased.
so strut your stuff you sexy beast.